Politics is nutty.
According to this USA Today article, Barack Obama said he wanted to be president when he was in elementary school. Shocker! The Hillary Clinton campaign is trying to make it look like Obama’s had a plan to run for president his whole life. Isn’t it ironic that it’s Hillary Clinton leading that charge?
Let this warning go out to the kindergarteners of America. Most likely, you have already disqualified yourself for presidency by calling that kid a “poopy butt” on the playground. Also, that picture of the puppy, where you colored outside the line on the tail, well, that was just unacceptable. Don’t you know the scandal that could cause you later?
Kindergarteners of America, don’t be as immature as Barack Obama by admitting you want to be president someday. At least not without a campaign manager, a PR person, favorable poll numbers, and a strategic plan to win the White House. And make sure your teachers share your political views or they may bury you quicker than a swift boat ad.
My final piece of advice- leave no record that you ever existed until you decide to run for office. Sure, you’ll have wasted most of your life, but at least you’ll be blameless.
We demand perfection, at birth, from our future leaders and their first word to be, “America.”
Speaking up from the little kids table, John Edwards was heard saying,
“I want to confess to all of you, in third grade, I wanted to be two things. I wanted to be a cowboy and I wanted to be Superman.”
Okay Johnny, here’s a lollypop.
Yes, that was a real quote from the same article.
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