04.30.08Suppose There Is A God…
A great video featuring words from the brilliant theologian, Dr. R.C. Sproul.
A great video featuring words from the brilliant theologian, Dr. R.C. Sproul.
I read a story titled, “Jesus Made Me Puke” on RollingStone.com that disturbs me on so many levels.
The premise of the story is the reporter, Matt Taibbi, wanted to get an inside look at the “Christian right.” Rather than going to a mainline church, he decides to go to the fringe by attending a hyper-charismatic “weekend encounter” in Texas. This retreat was designed to “set people free” in some sort of tongues-a-thon where supposedly demons are cast out and people are healed from whatever is ailing them. The reporter masquerades as Matt Collins, a guy who’s dad was a drunken, abusive circus clown (chuckle) and plays the role all weekend. He then recounted his adventure in this Rolling Stone piece.
I will say that this “weekend encounter” sounds like a bunch of malarkey and it does not represent the majority of Christians. But to pass it off as representative is just cheap reporting. I’ve been known to poke fun at the yo-yo’s on TBN who slap foreheads, sit on thrones, and constantly ask for money. But Taiabbi clearly has an agenda and he found the right target to support it.
The story is not surprising. It is, however, embarrassing and reinforces the perceptions many people have about Christians. That we’re politically-driven, anti-everything, unintelligent nut jobs that barely resemble Christ. Regardless of whether it’s true for you and I- it’s a real perception that we need to acknowledge.
If we are truly following Jesus, then we should be known for love. And there are many great Christ Followers who bring a little bit of heaven on earth that never get reported in Rolling Stone. Which is too bad because that would be a great story and would, if nothing else, represent who we’re trying to be like- Jesus.
In the midst of this slanted piece, there was some humorous, outrageous, and some sad-but-true observations.
Here are a handful:
“The more you shout out praising the Lord, singing along to those awful acoustic tunes, telling people how blessed you feel and so on, the more a sort of mechanical Christian skin starts to grow all over your real self.”
“When most Americans think of the Christian right, they think of scenes from television — great halls full of perfectly groomed people in pale suits and light-colored dresses, smiling and happy and full of the Holy Spirit, robotically singing hymns at the behest of some squeaky-clean pastor with a baritone voice and impossible hair.”
“Fortenberry [the preacher] then started in on a rant against science and against scientific explanations for cycles of sin. ‘Take homosexuals,’ he said. ‘Every single homosexual is a sexual-abuse victim. They are not born. They are created — by pedophiles.’ The crowd swallowed that one whole. One thing about this world: Once a preacher says it, it’s true.”
“I told my nephew to look around the house,” Fortenberry continued. “I said, ‘Do you have a copy of Harry Potter?’ And he said yes. And I said, ‘That’s your problem.’ So I told him to go get that copy of that book, tear it in half and throw it out the window. So he does it, and guess what? Both of those kids stood up completely recovered, just like that.”
“In the name of Jesus Christ our Lord, I cast out the demon of the intellect!” Fortenberry continued. “In the name of Jesus, I cast out the demon of anal fissures!”
“The whole thing — the demonic expulsions, the trading of miraculous wives’ tales, the crazy End Times theology based on dire predictions that come and go uneventfully once a year or so — it’s all a con that is done with the consent of the conned. Which is what gives it strength. If everybody agrees to believe, it is real.”
Read the story and let me know what you think.
I also recommend the book “unChristian” which deals with these perceptions and how we can go about changing them.
Something is stirring within me.
At this point, I’m not even sure how to verbalize it. But something is there.
I want so badly to press pause and and listen to what God is telling me- but I’m caught up in the hustle and bustle of the day.
To pause and hear. To shut-up and listen. To see what’s stirring.
That’s what I’m longing for at this moment…
But for now, I’m off to work.
Hilarious satire video from Vintage 21 illustrating the view many people have of Jesus.
I was invited by to speak at the First Church of God in Rapid City by their pastor, Jacob Jurado. I really like his heart and am glad to have connected with him. They were gracious to me even though I went nearly an hour and probably said a few things that rocked the boat.
I spoke on how Christians are to be missionaries in our culture. I preached expositionally (verse-by-verse) through John 4:1-42 -where Jesus’ path crossed with the Samaritan woman at Jacob’s well and how that changed everything. Here are some highlights:
I tried to be a good guest but I think I said, “sucks” a few times and “pull your pants up” another. Hopefully I wasn’t too offensive.
I believe the message was recorded- but I guess it may have been cut off at some point. If/when it’s available- I’ll post a link to it on my blog.
Thanks again Jacob for your invitation to speak and your kindness towards me. It was a different crowd than what I’m used to but overall a really good experience.
“Are you an emerging church?” This is one of the most frequently asked questions other Christians and pastors have about Project Church.
My response is usually, “Define emerging church.” Which is usually met with silence but sometimes a lengthy, incoherent explanation is provided which tells me they aren’t really sure themselves.
If by emerging church you mean doing whatever it takes (short of sinning) to connect people with the life-changing, unchanging truth of Jesus- then YES!
If by emerging church you mean questioning, or flat-out denying, essentials truths of Jesus just to connect with people- then NO! In fact, any church that can’t even proclaim Jesus as God and Savior- is no church at all. Not even an emerging church.
Again, the difficulty with the emerging church is in it’s definition. It’s like an amoeba. The definition five years ago isn’t the same as it is today.
I’m not big on labels- but if people wanted to label Project Church I’d rather it be called a “missional church.” In fact, all Christians are missionaries- right where they are. And as a church, we definitely want to relate the unchanging message into an everchanging culture. That’s what we mean by being relevant. But relevance doesn’t mean you change the message to relate to culture. Relevance means you reveal how the message relates to culture. Big difference.
So are we an emerging church?
Give me a clear definition and I’ll let you know.
I’ve always been a sucker for infomercials.
I can’t sleep, so I’m flipping through channels and came across an infomercial for Hercules Hooks -featuring Billy Mays. That dude that’s on every infomercial. I’m not sure what kind of secret spell he casts- but every time I hear his voice- I drop whatever I’m doing and check out whatever he’s pushing.
I’ve been thinking about why infomercials have such an appeal- at least to me. And then it hit me- Infomercials present a type of gospel.
Hear me out. When you watch it they always set it up with a question. The question reminds you that your current situation sucks. That something has gone terribly wrong.
“Don’t you wish you had an easy way to hang your 150 pound moose head?”
But it doesn’t have to be that way. Nope. A picture of heaven is painted for you.
“What if we told you that your dream of having a moose head on your wall -staring at your every move- could be a reality?”
Then voila! There’s a functional savior presented to rescue you from your dilemma.
“Hang that moose head easily with Hercules Hook. The hook that bearded, manly men like me, Billy Mays, use to hang our moose heads. It will change your life!”
So perhaps the reason I like infomercials is because deep down it reminds me of the ultimate gospel- that Jesus saves me.
Or perhaps I’m just tired and should get some sleep.
What’s your favorite infomercial? Ever purchased a product because of one?
I’ll go first. The last “As Seen on TV” product I bought was the Magic Bullet. I’ve had it for several years now and it still works like a charm. Awesome!
Below are some notes from this week’s Launch Team Meeting. After last week’s discussion, we examined some common misperceptions about Jesus, Christianity, and Church. While we didn’t get into each one in depth, we did take a look at what the Bible says about these various misperceptions.